{"id":11887,"date":"2011-02-08T15:59:35","date_gmt":"2011-02-08T22:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seamheads.com\/?p=11887"},"modified":"2011-02-08T15:59:35","modified_gmt":"2011-02-08T22:59:35","slug":"ball-park-etiquette-for-dummies-part-deux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/08\/ball-park-etiquette-for-dummies-part-deux\/","title":{"rendered":"Ball Park Etiquette for Dummies…Part Deux"},"content":{"rendered":"

I recently finished reading a book that my mother gave me for Christmas.\u00c2\u00a0 \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The Unwritten Rules of Baseball\u00e2\u20ac\u009d by Paul Dickson is an interesting read for any baseball fan.\u00c2\u00a0 It gives you an inside look into the unwritten rules that supposedly govern the game of baseball from the players and managers to the umpires, official scorers and media outlets.\u00c2\u00a0 The must do and must not do\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s of the game are drawn out clearly with some great examples sprinkled in.
\nHowever, the section of the book on fan etiquette is way (WAY!!!) too small.\u00c2\u00a0 So, expanding on an piece I did a little bit ago (http:\/\/www.seamheads.com\/2009\/07\/27\/ball-park-etiquette-for-dummies\/about<\/a>) about\u00c2\u00a0ballpark etiquette for fans,\u00c2\u00a0 here is another list of fan do\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s and don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s for being in the ballpark.\u00c2\u00a0 Everyone loves to have fun and be at the game\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 but no one wants to be labeled as \u00e2\u20ac\u0153that guy\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.\u00c2\u00a0 Read this,\u00c2\u00a0know it, love\u00c2\u00a0it and don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be \u00e2\u20ac\u0153that guy\u00e2\u20ac\u009d\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6
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\n1)\u00c2\u00a0The Phone Guy -\u00c2\u00a0 sorry man, the game is only like 4 hrs or so-ish\u00c2\u00a0long.\u00c2\u00a0 There is no need for you to be talking and texting during the entire duration of the game from National Anthem to the walk back to your car.\u00c2\u00a0 Are you really that important that you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t just put it away for a few hours for the courtesy of others around you?\u00c2\u00a0 If not \u00e2\u20ac\u201c go play on the concourse and get away from the fans actually watching the game.
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\n2) Change Guy -\u00c2\u00a0 if you are sitting in the middle of your row and you request any order from a vendor that requires change – don’t take it.\u00c2\u00a0 Nothing is more annoying than the guy who orders an $8.50 beer\u00c2\u00a0and wants every penny back from the vendor… so everyone else in the row gets into the “hand me down” game.\u00c2\u00a0 Do not come to the park with a wad of $100 bills and expect change… that’s just stupid.\u00c2\u00a0 Small bills, take your hot dog ,\u00c2\u00a0pass a five spot down the aisle, \u00c2\u00a0smile and wave\u00c2\u00a0at the vendor as you make his day by giving him a dollar tip.\u00c2\u00a0 If you don’t want to adhere to this exercise – walk your butt down to the concessions stands to get your food and change.<\/p>\n

3) Re-Living Your Childhood Guy – if you are over the age of 12 it is unacceptable to bring your over sized ball glove to the park.\u00c2\u00a0 Glove catching foul balls is for kids.\u00c2\u00a0 You’re a big boy – use your hands or your hat, leave the gloves to the kiddies.\u00c2\u00a0 Only exception to this rule is if you are attending a Home Run Derby – than it’s fair game and open season on fly balls.<\/p>\n

4) Throwing Crap on the Field Guy – this doesn’t need to be said (because it is common sense) but… there is no reason to throw anything on the playing surface or in the dugout.\u00c2\u00a0 all this does is delay the game and make you and your party look bad.\u00c2\u00a0 Just don’t do it.\u00c2\u00a0 Again, only exception is a home run ball hit by the opposing team and even that is up to the discretion of the catching fan.<\/p>\n

5)\u00c2\u00a0 Paper Guy – Did you get a free newspaper on your way to the park?\u00c2\u00a0 Did you read it during pre-game warm ups?\u00c2\u00a0 So why are you still reading it during the bottom of the 5th inning?\u00c2\u00a0 And why are you clipping coupons at a baseball game?\u00c2\u00a0 Put the paper down and pay attention to the game, it is the reason you are here after all.\u00c2\u00a0 Not only are you blocking the view of others around you but you essentially wasted money on a seat to do something that you could do for free on your front porch.<\/p>\n

6)\u00c2\u00a0 Work Guy – do not conduct business with co-workers or clients while you are seated in the crowd.\u00c2\u00a0 Game time is just that – game time.\u00c2\u00a0 If you feel the need to entertain your clients or co-workers, get a suite or go onto the concourse.\u00c2\u00a0 Do not disrupt those around you with your sales figures and growth projections while Miguel Cabrera is up to bat.<\/p>\n

7)\u00c2\u00a0 Super Drunk Guy – We covered this fan in my last etiquette article but it bears repeating as they keep appearing.\u00c2\u00a0 Good Lord,\u00c2\u00a0 how may $8.50 beers did it take to get you that drunk?\u00c2\u00a0 And why did you pay so much for your seat if you are not going to remember the game in the morning anyway?\u00c2\u00a0Suggestion from all those around you – go get a case and stay home next time.<\/p>\n

8)\u00c2\u00a0 Visiting Team Super Fan Guy – You know the type, decked out in opposing team colors and garb, chanting about how awesome and superior their team is to yours.\u00c2\u00a0 Just a warning buddy – expect to get hassled by the home team fans and don’t whine and complain in your seat as our team kicks your teams butt.\u00c2\u00a0 The umps aren’t against you, your team isn’t being cheated – they just suck.<\/p>\n

9) Continual Questions Guy – It is perfectly acceptable to attend a baseball game if you are not a fan of the team or even a fan of the sport.\u00c2\u00a0 But for the love of all that is holy please do not ask questions repeatedly during the game.\u00c2\u00a0 It is in your best interest to brush up on the rules of the game (yes, 3 strikes and you’re out, no there is no half time, they are innings not quarters or periods…) and maybe a player or two before you attend.\u00c2\u00a0 Continual questions are not only annoying to your company, but those around you as well.\u00c2\u00a0 I am all about fans teaching other potential fans about the game, but not giving them a lecture through all 9 innings of a double header.<\/p>\n

10)\u00c2\u00a0 Make-Out Guy – If you are smart enough to take your date to the ball game, kudos to you.\u00c2\u00a0 If you feel the need to make out with them and demonstrate a little PDA to all around you – get a room.\u00c2\u00a0 This goes without saying.\u00c2\u00a0 Be respectful of the families around you and keep your hands and lips to yourself for a while.<\/p>\n

11) Seat Swapper Guy – If you paid for seats in the third level, sit in the third level.\u00c2\u00a0 Fans find it oh so entertaining when the usher comes to show fans their seats and there are seat swappers sitting in them already.\u00c2\u00a0 Only thing more entertaining is when the seat swappers try to talk their way into staying there even though they clearly don’t belong there.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0Everyone around you know\u00c2\u00a0what you are doing, it’s no secret… by arguing you are just embarrassing yourself. \u00c2\u00a0If you want good seats – pay for good seats.\u00c2\u00a0 Only exception to this rule is when the park is near empty, or you are asked by staff to move (sometimes they gotta fill those camera friendly sections for full TV effect).<\/p>\n

12)\u00c2\u00a0 Look at Me Guy\/Girl -\u00c2\u00a0 The ball game is not a fashion show or a meat market.\u00c2\u00a0 There is no need to wear your 6″ spike heels and thousand dollar purse to the game.\u00c2\u00a0 If you are coming to the game to pick up a potential mate, reconsider your attire if you think that will get you a date.\u00c2\u00a0 Most fans will look at that statement and think “how impractical, and stupid”.\u00c2\u00a0 Save your mini skirts and sparkly tank tops for the clubs\u00c2\u00a0and put on some family appropriate fan garb for the game.<\/p>\n

Sad to say that these are all common sense issues, but we seem to be lacking a lot of common sense in our society today.\u00c2\u00a0 It is the responsibility of the adult fans to teach the younger generations the rights and wrongs of the ball park – so\u00c2\u00a0do it!\u00c2\u00a0 Imagine how wonderful it would be if we all just sat there, cheered and watched the game…\u00c2\u00a0 ah… to dream the dream…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I recently finished reading a book that my mother gave me for Christmas.\u00c2\u00a0 \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The Unwritten Rules of Baseball\u00e2\u20ac\u009d by Paul Dickson is an interesting read for any baseball fan.\u00c2\u00a0 It gives you an inside look into the unwritten rules that supposedly govern the game of baseball from the players and managers to the umpires, official […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":352,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/352"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11887"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11887\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}