{"id":14511,"date":"2011-06-15T11:04:48","date_gmt":"2011-06-15T18:04:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seamheads.com\/?p=14511"},"modified":"2011-06-18T18:05:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-19T01:05:00","slug":"the-most-diabolical-hall-of-fame-quiz-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/15\/the-most-diabolical-hall-of-fame-quiz-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Most Diabolical Hall of Fame Quiz Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if &#8220;diabolical&#8221; is the right word or not for this quiz.  I&#8217;ve been working on it for a few weeks, and at different times it has  seemed demented, ingenious, absurd, hilarious, or just plain sick. The  one person I ran some of it by e-mailed me a few days later to call me a  &#8220;sneaky son of a bitch&#8221; because an answer suddenly jumped into his head  as he was driving down the highway. I took that as a compliment.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m  offering a prize to the first person who comes up with the complete  solution to this matching-game puzzle: signed copies of all three books  available on this website. So please don&#8217;t post answers as comments on  this site, because you&#8217;ll be helping other people solve it. Instead,  e-mail your solution to me at <a href=\"mailto:gschechter@nycap.rr.com\">gschechter@nycap.rr.com<\/a>. I&#8217;ll answer all e-mails and let you know how you did, and when the prize is awarded I&#8217;ll post the solution on this site.<\/p>\n<p>So  here you go. There are three columns with 20 names apiece to befuddle  you. The first column contains first names, nearly all of them the first  name or nickname of a Hall of Famer. The second column contains  surnames, and these are all names of Hall of Famers. The first thing you  need to do is match these up to create full names. For instance, &#8220;Al&#8221;  and &#8220;Kaline&#8221; would make a logical combination.<\/p>\n<p>The tricky part is  matching up those combined names with the names in the third column,  which are all full names of Hall of Famers. The connections are not  obvious&#8211;certainly not as obvious as the example that &#8220;Al Kaline&#8221; sounds  like the quality of a battery, so if you saw &#8220;Whitey Ford and Yogi  Berra&#8221; in the third column, you&#8217;d make the connection with that Hall of  Fame battery. For a more typical example, one connection I failed to  make was a Hall of Famer to go with &#8220;Smoky Ashburn&#8221;. That sounds like a  cigarette or cigar so I wanted to find the name of a brand, but until  Jeff Kent is elected to the Hall of Fame I don&#8217;t think there is one. So  &#8220;Smoky Ashburn&#8221; will have to wait. Likewise, &#8220;Happy Day&#8221; would have  worked if there was a Hall of Famer named Hawkins, since Edwin Hawkins  originally recorded the song &#8220;Oh Happy Day&#8221;. But no.<\/p>\n<p>The  connections can be made in all kinds of ways. Some refer to character or  personality traits of the Hall of Famer in the third column. A lot of  them involve wordplay or puns, either the sound of one of those names or  the meaning of a word. Some involve a non-baseball association with the  name, and others are baseball-related. A few of them might be  considered unsavory, and I&#8217;ve been told that a couple of them are  politically incorrect (though I resisted the temptation to identify Effa  Manley as a &#8220;Pie Baker&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>Without further ado, here are the names, in alphabetical order. Good luck&#8211;and above all have fun with it!<\/p>\n<p>FIRST  NAMES: Andy, Ban, Bid, Burleigh, Catfish, Curt, Dizzy, Early, Hack,  Heinie, Josh, Juan, Luke, Manny, Raul, Rich, Robin, Ty, Waite, Warren<\/p>\n<p>LAST  NAMES: Banks, Bender, Brouthers, Chance, Combs, Feller, Fingers, Flick,  Hunter, Keeler, Lemon, Mathewson, Nichols, Palmer, Ruffing, Slaughter,  Speaker, Traynor, Wright, Wynn<\/p>\n<p>HALL OF FAMERS<br \/>\nGrover Cleveland Alexander<br \/>\nWalter Alston<br \/>\nWade Boggs<br \/>\nMordecai Brown<br \/>\nEd Delahanty<br \/>\nJoe DiMaggio<br \/>\nDennis Eckersley<br \/>\nCharlie Gehringer<br \/>\nLefty Gomez<br \/>\nHarry Heilmann<br \/>\nRogers Hornsby<br \/>\nReggie Jackson<br \/>\nTony Lazzeri<br \/>\nRube Marquard<br \/>\nJohn McGraw<br \/>\nGaylord Perry<br \/>\nKirby Puckett<br \/>\nBranch Rickey<br \/>\nAlbert Spalding<br \/>\nDon Sutton<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if &#8220;diabolical&#8221; is the right word or not for this quiz. I&#8217;ve been working on it for a few weeks, and at different times it has seemed demented, ingenious, absurd, hilarious, or just plain sick. The one person I ran some of it by e-mailed me a few days later to call [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":722,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,77,4235],"tags":[1940,4539,14894,13273,14895,1349,14891,9516,14890,14888,21230,10385,1753,14889,14887,1042,14892,14893,2565,414],"class_list":["post-14511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-hall-of-fame","category-top-stories","tag-al-kaline","tag-cigar","tag-complete-solution","tag-compliment","tag-different-times","tag-e-mail","tag-first-names","tag-first-person","tag-full-names","tag-game-puzzle","tag-hall-of-fame","tag-hap","tag-jeff-kent","tag-logical-combination","tag-nycap-rr","tag-son-of-a-bitch","tag-three-books","tag-typical-example","tag-whitey-ford","tag-yogi-berra"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/722"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}