{"id":31306,"date":"2017-01-29T15:32:41","date_gmt":"2017-01-29T20:32:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/?p=31306"},"modified":"2017-01-29T15:32:41","modified_gmt":"2017-01-29T20:32:41","slug":"lazzaris-vault-do-you-remember","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/29\/lazzaris-vault-do-you-remember\/","title":{"rendered":"Lazzari&#8217;s Vault: Do You Remember?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><i>Some good conversation starters for those, shall we say, &#8220;aging&#8221; baseball fans out there. Do you remember.<\/i>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/b><br \/>\n&#8211;when $9.50 at a major league game bought you two decent tickets rather than ONE BOTTLE of beer?<br \/>\n&#8211;the way John Boccabella was introduced over the P.A. system while playing for the Expos?<br \/>\n&#8211;how great it felt when you threw your first curveball with a wiffle ball?<br \/>\n&#8211;how uncomfortable your first set of baseball spikes felt?<br \/>\n&#8211;the feeling of exhilaration when you were FINALLY able to judge a fly ball?<br \/>\n&#8211;Jimmy Qualls?<br \/>\n&#8211;your first time having a catch with someone who threw VERY hard&#8211;and the stinging sensation involved?<br \/>\n&#8211;when Steve Blass mysteriously LOST it?<br \/>\n&#8211;Albert &#8220;Sparky&#8221; Lyle and the huge chaw of tobacco inside his cheek?<br \/>\n&#8211;TRYING chewing tobacco for the first time&#8211;and becoming incredibly ill?<br \/>\n&#8211;Morganna&#8211;the &#8220;Kissing Bandit?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;&#8220;Fernando-mania?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;when the <i>Sporting News<\/i> published EVERY box score from the previous week?<br \/>\n&#8211;Herb Washington?<br \/>\n&#8211;&#8220;Wild Bill&#8221; Hagy?<br \/>\n&#8211;giving &#8220;doubles&#8221; of your favorite baseball cards to your best friend?<br \/>\n&#8211;when $5.00 could buy you five gallons of gas AND a N.Y. Yankees yearbook?<br \/>\n&#8211;your first pouch of &#8220;Big League Chew?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;owning a pair of &#8220;flip-up&#8221; sunglasses&#8211;just because your favorite player did?<br \/>\n&#8211;how cool it was owning your own resin bag or batting &#8216;doughnut&#8217;?<br \/>\n&#8211;when most people stood AND sang the National Anthem at ballparks?<br \/>\n&#8211;how much of a &#8220;hot dog&#8221; Willie Montanez was?<br \/>\n&#8211;oiling your first baseball glove&#8211;and wondering if it would EVER dry?<br \/>\n&#8211;wiping the bubble gum powder off a new pack of baseball cards?<br \/>\n&#8211;&#8220;Kiner&#8217;s Korner&#8221; after N.Y. Mets telecasts?<br \/>\n&#8211;&#8220;Reggie&#8221; bars?<br \/>\n&#8211;reading Ball Four for the first of MANY times?<br \/>\n&#8211;Karl Ehrhardt&#8211;the &#8220;Sign Man of Shea?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;Jarry Park?<br \/>\n&#8211;when Al Kaline REFUSED a raise&#8211;saying he didn&#8217;t perform well-enough the previous year?<br \/>\n&#8211;the way Paul Blair glided under a fly ball?<br \/>\n&#8211;when you couldn&#8217;t get a ticket at Camden Yards?<br \/>\n&#8211;umpire Dutch Rennert and his LOUD, drawn-out &#8216;strike&#8217; call?<br \/>\n&#8211;the mustachioed Oakland A&#8217;s teams of the 70&#8217;s?<br \/>\n&#8211;Boog Powell and Numazawa doing the Miller Lite commercial?<br \/>\n&#8211;Burt Hooton&#8217;s knuckle-curve?<br \/>\n&#8211;&#8220;Disco Dan&#8221; Ford?<br \/>\n&#8211;Lindsay Nelson&#8217;s sports jackets?<br \/>\n&#8211;how much Felix Millan used to choke up on the bat?<br \/>\n&#8211;John &#8220;Blue Moon&#8221; Odom?<br \/>\n&#8211;the hilarious antics of umpire Ron Luciano?<br \/>\n&#8211;how fun it was to watch Jesus Alou pinch-hit?<br \/>\n&#8211;&#8220;10-Cent Beer Night&#8221; in Cleveland?<br \/>\n&#8211;putting baseball cards on the spokes of your bike tires in order to make a &#8220;motor&#8221; sound?<br \/>\n&#8211;your first &#8220;raspberry&#8221; after sliding into a base? (ouch)<br \/>\n&#8211;Chief Noc-A-Homa?<br \/>\n&#8211;the day Roberto Clemente died?<br \/>\n&#8211;the &#8220;Mad Hungarian&#8221; psyching himself up behind the mound?<br \/>\n&#8211;when Clint Hurdle was a &#8220;can&#8217;t miss&#8221; prospect?<br \/>\n&#8211;just HOW good Steve Carlton was in 1972?<br \/>\n&#8211;the Yankees Datsun bullpen car&#8211;circa 1972?<br \/>\n&#8211;people actually KEEPING SCORE at a major league game?<br \/>\n&#8211;just how large a high school baseball diamond appeared compared to your old Little League one?<br \/>\n&#8211;Ron Bryant and his teddy bear in San Francisco?<br \/>\n&#8211;Tito Fuentes flipping the bat after arriving in the batter&#8217;s box?<br \/>\n&#8211;the smell of jumbo hot pretzels and chestnuts outside the old Yankee Stadium?<br \/>\n&#8211;Walt &#8220;No Neck&#8221; Williams?<br \/>\n&#8211;Jane Jarvis playing the &#8220;Mexican Hat Dance&#8221; during the 7th inning stretch at N.Y. Mets games?<br \/>\n&#8211;receiving a bat on &#8220;Bat Day&#8221; at Yankee Stadium&#8211;then cracking it a few days later while trying to use it?<br \/>\n&#8211;Mike Marshall&#8217;s screwball?<br \/>\n&#8211;Tug McGraw BEING a &#8220;screwball?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;Dick &#8220;Don&#8217;t Call Me Richie&#8221; Allen swinging a 42-ounce bat like it was a toothpick?<br \/>\n&#8211;buying the Bridgeport Post and New Haven Register solely for the late box scores?<br \/>\n&#8211;the youthful exuberance of one Mark Fidrych?<br \/>\n&#8211;wearing baseball pants with a stretch waist for the very first time?<br \/>\n&#8211;how EASY Johnny Bench made it look behind the plate?<br \/>\n&#8211;how DIFFICULT Dave Kingman made it look playing the outfield?<br \/>\n&#8211;Joe Pignatano growing tomatoes in the Mets bullpen at Shea Stadium?<br \/>\n&#8211;manager Ralph Houk and his nervous habit of scooping pebbles near his team&#8217;s dugout?<br \/>\nFinally&#8211;how your Mom SOMEHOW managed to get those grass stains out of your dirty baseball uniform?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some good conversation starters for those, shall we say, &#8220;aging&#8221; baseball fans out there. Do you remember.&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8211;when $9.50 at a major league game bought you two decent tickets rather than ONE BOTTLE of beer? &#8211;the way John Boccabella was introduced over the P.A. system while playing for the Expos? &#8211;how great it felt when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":730,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4235],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-top-stories"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/730"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}