{"id":3589,"date":"2010-03-26T05:46:59","date_gmt":"2010-03-26T12:46:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seamheads.com\/?p=3589"},"modified":"2010-03-26T05:46:59","modified_gmt":"2010-03-26T12:46:59","slug":"cant-get-no-satisfaction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seamheads.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/26\/cant-get-no-satisfaction\/","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t Get No Satisfaction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Five days in the Florida sun watching baseball without commuting on Metro, conference calls from hell, or stereo political rhetoric. \u00c2\u00a0How can the crowds be so small down here when the grass is so green?<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->They should look different, these Nationals of 2010.\u00c2\u00a0 But after fifteen hours on the road, the Stones and Hank Williams still buzzing in my ears, they don&#8217;t look different enough.\u00c2\u00a0 Before I can get my first beer of the season to my seat, the score is 5-0 Tigers.\u00c2\u00a0  Jeremy Bonderman isn&#8217;t blowing anyone away, but there isn&#8217;t even a loud foul during his four and a third.<\/p>\n<p>That IS Pudge Rodriguez behind the plate. \u00c2\u00a0Sure he is beyond his prime, but he is one of the best catchers to put on the gear in the last few decades. \u00c2\u00a0He still knows how this game is played and is likely to end his career in the HOF.\u00c2\u00a0 He throws out a runner at second base in inning number five and gets JD Martin back on track for four fine innings.\u00c2\u00a0 Is there hope yet?<\/p>\n<p>The last few springs down here have been hung with overheated rhetoric about the future of a bunch of kids and no-names. \u00c2\u00a0Last year Manny Acta was running morning drills like leading first graders in the pledge.\u00c2\u00a0 If they can make that work in  Cleveland, more power to them.<\/p>\n<p>With little more than a week before camp breaks, there aren&#8217;t many questions to answer except is this really the way it is going to be all season long?\u00c2\u00a0 The worst team in baseball has the worst spring record.\u00c2\u00a0 The offense looks like it could stand all the Jermaine Dye it can find.<\/p>\n<p>The rotation has had solid auditions by Garrett Mock, Craig Stammen and Livan Hernandez.\u00c2\u00a0 But there are too many of the old disasters still hanging around.\u00c2\u00a0 Scott Olsen doesn&#8217;t look like he is healthy enough to get any one out.\u00c2\u00a0 Matt Capps looks too much like the guy who had an ERA over 5 last season and that could spell trouble.\u00c2\u00a0 The Nationals picked up Mike Macdougal off waivers this morning, so they may be concerned as well.<\/p>\n<p>It is spring training and time is left to right the ship before opening day.\u00c2\u00a0 But for now I am making a note to draft Brian Bruney and listen to more upbeat stuff on the way home or this could get depressing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Five days in the Florida sun watching baseball without commuting on Metro, conference calls from hell, or stereo political rhetoric. \u00c2\u00a0How can the crowds be so small down here when the grass is so 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